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2, do you know why they call it “PMS” because “because mad cow disease was already taken.

3, why does sea world have a seafood restaurant?? i’m halfway through my fish burger and i realize, Oh man …i could be eating a slow learner.

4, a foolish man tells a woman to stop taking , but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

5, the problem with the designated driver program. its not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it , have fun with , at the end of the night , drop them off at the wrong house.

6, out all the things that tax a man’s patience, there’s nothing to compare with a stuck zipper.

7, summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on a outdoor grill than his wife can on a indoor stove.

8, swearing was invented as a comromise between running away and fighting.